DIY founder PR — agent-scraped journalist requests and tailored pitches

Something broke when founders started buying their fame. Choose any founder, like search their name on Google. How did they get Google to show them as like a celebrity? They paid a bunch of money to one of these PR agencies. Is how can we like build some shit ourselves right now, dude? What do these people actually do? Apparently it's this. First, they make like a list of journalists. Give this prompt to your AI agent. It will go and scrape all of these sites. This is where journalists post what they're trying to write about. It should save that list of journalists to one of these databases. Next, the publicist will read their 10 previous article. This prompt got you covered. You will scrape them and save them back to your database. Shit, we gotta come up with a story idea, right? Some idea that's very similar to the previous stories that the journalists put out, but like you're in it. And then they'll just like fucking email it. Being like, yo, I read all your recent stories. I have a very similar one that you will like. This prompt will do exactly that. Eventually somebody will probably feature you. Once you have enough coverage, that like panel thing just kind of appears by itself. You didn't need to pay 10 grand for that, dude. Follow your boy instead. I'll teach you how to build all this stuff yourself.