Bollinger Bands + RSI kid trader — satire of trading-course culture

This is the person that is kicking your ass on the other side of every trade. So I learned a new strategy. It's called Bollinger Bands with RSI. So let me explain, right? So I think we actually might have a setup when it goes below. Uh, so the line, that very bottom line is I like the 24. This dude is outperforming you by 30% year over year, by the way. I don't know what the 24 number means. I don't know what it means. It just means market is going to shift up. I think also it had one of the wicks has to close below the lower Bollinger band, I think I'm pretty sure. So let's put in a long position and let's see what happens. And if he's not outperforming you, I guarantee you he's making generational fucking wealth. He could buy your bloodline because he's got all of his kids on Roblox and Minecraft buying his trading course. So we put our take profit at that high and stop loss at that low. So this should be a pretty good setup. It's kind of just consolidating right now. This motherfucker is in first grade right now, probably selling snacks on the playground and is in $90 a month trading course. I don't really know what's happening, but it is going up. Oh, we are about to hit take profit. We're so close. This has been, this is an immaculate trade setup. Stop edging me. Yes, we hit take profit. That strategy was OP. I'm going to keep using this one. Follow for day 15. I quit. I quit. You all thought AI was going to take my job? Now I'll falf over here.